Because effort is sexy
I had an hour to find a graphic tank top or t-shirt that was either champagne-related or incredibly nautical for a date the following evening. I quickly circled the Danbury Fair Mall several times before it closed—walked in and out of ten stores—only to choose a tank top that’s completely unrelated to bubbly.
After all of hustle, I ended up wearing the long, white knit cardigan I bought somewhat impulsively during my search. It’s just as well I didn’t wear the tank top on a date, but it’s still cute to have around.